The Carbonist Manifesto

The Carbonist manifesto is a comprehensive demonstration and evaluation of a new worldview called Carbonism. The concept is based on a new theory which aims to explain all life in the Universe. It is the key to life, and the blueprint of life, as it clearly demonstrates the truth about life throughout the entire Universe. This new blueprint of life is based on the new grand unified theory of Carbonology, the first quantum theory of life. It was invented and subsequently formulated over the past 28 years by English bioscientist Mark Andrew Janes. 
The theory explains that all the properties of life are based on and derived from the element carbon. We know carbon is the key to life. We just never realised how much it contributes to how living things are arranged and function. Carbon is the recipe book for all living things anywhere in the entire Universe.
In short, a human is a type of gigantic carbon atom. This is true for all the animals, plants and even technology. Carbon’s anatomy is a perfect mirror of life’s anatomy and physiology. Combining this theory with Humanism gives us a new worldview of Carbonism.