Soonville

Last time someone was shot in Soonville was when people said it would be a town soon . Making a bet on another man's life is one thing , getting away with it another . Such a quiet town . Nothing happens unless you pay for it . Now bombs  going off at Tumpkin's and nobody knows why . There's been a major change at the brothel : Cottonmouth quit her job . It s even said she  s still a virgin , technically speaking  . Sheer marketing strategy . 

However , never pronounce that name in presence of her brother . Everybody knows how to behave in the Bullhorn , town 's number one bar . Few people die Innocent . Ford walks out of prison with everything coming to him . Money , Cottonmouth all his . Got a job too . Don 't ask .. 'Make a list' , Hewey the barber says . 'Of anyone who 's been to jail here . See what they do' . Nobody listens to him . They should have . Things change rapidly in Soonville . Giltomb Cemetery is filling up .

Seventeen days in Soonville , never to be the same again . Some folks were born to win , even when covered in shit . It's people like them to put Soonville on the map . Like forever . Go there . Order the grilled duck , today 's special . Anything else ?